November 8 – Abet and Aid Punsters Day

This is the day to tell all of those puns you have stored up in your head.  Today, however, you have to laugh whole-heartedly at them…no rolling your eyes.  Enjoy!


Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.

Alarms: What an Octopus is.

Toboggan: Why we go to an auction

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off

You feel stuck with you debt if you can’t budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the right key.

A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


I know you are laughing hysterically by now!