This is the day to tell all of those puns you have stored up in your head. Today, however, you have to laugh whole-heartedly at them…no rolling your eyes. Enjoy!
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off
You feel stuck with you debt if you can’t budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the right key.
A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I know you are laughing hysterically by now!