Monday, July 5, 2010

July 1 – International Joke Day

I do not think these types of jokes are that funny…therefore I let other people opinions decide what to put up here…these are some of the top rated international jokes on

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
A. "Row, row, row your boat..."

Q: Why do New Zealand horses run so fast?
A: Because they saw what happened to the sheep!

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